Adam & Eve

One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple, and wondered about men and women. So looking up to the heavens he says, "Excuse me God, can I ask you a few questions?"

God replied, "Go on Adam but be quick. I have a world to create." So Adam says, "When you created Eve, why did You make her body so curved and tender unlike mine?" "I did that, Adam, so that you would love her."

"Oh, well then, why did You give her long, shiny, beautiful hair, and not me?" "I did that Adam so that you would love her."

"Oh, well then, why did You make her so stupid? Certainly not so that I would love her?"

"Well Adam, No. I did that so that she would love you."