Bar

A big Muscular hulk of a guy lumbers into a bar and sits down on a stool. "BARKEEP!", he growls, "Gimme a whiskey!!".

The bartender responds with great dispatch.

The hulk chugs down the whiskey, glowers at the 6 men on his left and says "You men!! You're all COCKSUCKERS!! You got a problem with that?"

Silence.

"Bartender!! Fill 'er up!!", the hulk snarls. He downs his second drink, scowls at the 6 guys on his right and says "And you!! You guys are all MOTHERFUCKERS!! Anybody have a problem with that?"

Nobody says anything, but a little geeky guy gets up from the right and walks toward him.

As he passes the hulk grabs him by the lapels and roars, "HEY! You got a problem with what I said???"

"N-n-nooo!!", stammers the little geek.

"I-I-I'm j-just sitting at the wrong side of the bar!!!"