Q: How do you make a blondes eyes sparkle? A: Shine a light in her ear. Q: How can you tell when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: By the cracked M&M shells on the floor. Q: Why do blondes wear panties? A: To keep their ankles warm. Q: How do blonde brain cells die? A: Alone. Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
