Boxing Tattoo

A lady walked into a tattoo parlor, and is wanting a tattoo of Mike Tyson on one thigh and Riddick Bowe and the other thigh. In order to draw the tattoos, she had to drop her drawers.

After the tattooist finished drawing Mike Tyson on one thigh, she said, "That doesn't look like Mike Tyson!"

"Yes, it does," said the tattooist.

The lady reluctantly agreed. Then he drew Riddick Bowe on the opposite thigh. Once again she said, "That doesn't look like Riddick Bowe!"

"Yes, it does," said the tattooist.

At that very moment a man walks into the parlor, and the lady asks for the man's opinion. She said, "Does this look like Mike Tyson?"

"HELL NO!!!!!" the man replied.

"Does this look like Riddick Bowe?"

"HELL NO!!!!!" the man replied again, "But the guy in the middle sure looks like Don King!!