Car Acronyms

AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
All Un-informed Drivers Insulted
All Unnecessary Devices Installed

BMW
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
Black Man's Wish
Break My Windows

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time
Cranks Hard Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time

DODGE
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Dead On Delivery, Gauranteed Explosion

FIAT
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix it again, Tony!

FORD
backwards --> Driver Returns On Foot
First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
First On Race Day
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fault Of R&D
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
Found On Russian Dump
F*cking Old Rebuilt Dodge
F*cking Owner's Really Dumb
F*cker only runs downhill

GM
General Maintenance

GMC
Garage Man's Companion
Got a Mechanic Coming?

HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else.
How Odd No Damn Acceleration
Hard On Never Dies Away

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

MITSUBISHI
Many Inventions To Suck Unsuspecting Buyers Into Some Hellish Invention

MOPAR
More Old Parts And Rust
Move Over People Are Racing

OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day
Old Ladies Drive Slowly, Mostly Off Bridges Into Lake Erie
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless