Cheating

Three recently deceased men walked up to the pearly gates and took a number.

When the first man went up, Saint peter asked him "Have you ever cheated on your wife?", and the man replied "No."

"Well then you shall have a Rolls to drive around in heaven.

The second man is asked the same question and answers "once or twice I think...".

"Well then, you shall have a, let's see..., how about a nice Caddy?" "OK", the man responds.

The third man was asked the same question and said "Yeah, I screwed everything on two legs in my neighborhood whenever I could. I cheated on her everyday, twice a day!!"

"Well, well, well, I think you should be condemned to a '74 Pinto hatchback for the rest of eternity!"

Glumly, the last man went through the gates of heaven.

While driving his Rolls the first man saw the 3rd guy weeping uncontrollably in his Pinto. He stopped and asked "Is the car that bad?."

"No it's not that," The 3rd man replied, "It's just that I saw my wife ride by on a big wheel."