Chocolate Ice Cream

A lady walks into Baskin-Robbins and asks for a gallon of chocolate ice cream...the clerk says 'sorry ma'am,were're out of chocolate...

Lady says 'OK.. well give me a 1/2 gal. of chocolate' clerk says 'ma'am, didn't you hear me? we're out of chocolate'

Lady looks around abit and then says, 'Well just give me a pint of chocolate' clerk says, 'lady, read my lips..WE'RE OUT OF CHOCOLATE!!'

Lady looks around a bit more and finally says, 'well just give me a double dip of Chocolate'

The clerk points up to the sign behind him and says...'lady,can you see the STRAW in strawberry?'

She says 'yes'

He says, 'can you see the VAN in vanilla?'

She says 'yes'

Then he says 'Well can you see the F*CK in chocolate?'

She draws her self up and says 'There is no F*CK in chocolate'

He says 'Lady that's what I been trying to tell you!!'