Cigarette Condom

Two old ladies (Rachel and Alicia),were waiting for a bus and Alicia was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse and pulled out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke. Her friend, Rachel, saw this and said, "Hey, now that's a good idea! What is that you're putting over your cigarette?" The other old lady, Alicia, said, "It's a condom." "A condom? Where do you get those?"

Alicia told her that she could purchase them at a pharmacy. When the two old ladies arrived downtown, Rachel went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this little old lady was interested in condoms. He asked her, "what size do you want?"

Rachel thought for a moment and said, "one that will fit a Camel."