Setting: The White House, in the Oval Office.... A new intern enters the room.... Clinton: Hey, do you want to see my clock? Intern: No, thank you Mr. President. Clinton: Ah, come on, just take a look.. Intern: Very well. Clinton unzips his pants and whips it out. Intern: Mr. President. That's a cock, not a clock. Clinton: Well, if you put two hands and a face on it, then it'll be a clock!
