Clocks in Heaven

Bill died and went to heaven. When he arrived he was met by St. Peter at the front gate. Saint Peter said "I am going to give you a tour of heaven."

St. Peter began to lead Bill around heaven. Near the beginning of the tour they passed a GIGANTIC building with a HUGE padlock on the door.

On the inside of the building there were billions of clocks.

"What are all those clocks for?" Bill asked.

St. Peter said, "Everyone has a clock, and every time someone tells a lie, their clock ticks one time."

Bill was amazed and decided to look around. He saw Hitler's clock, and it was worn out from ticking. Obviously he went to hell.

He looked at the Pope's clock and saw that it had only ticked once. Heaven awaits him.

Then he decided to look for George Bush's clock.

After looking and looking but not finding it, he asked St. Peter, "Where is George Bush's clock?"

St. Peter said, "It is over God's throne."

"Wow" Bill said, "It must be a great honor to have your clock over God's throne."

"Not really," St. Peter said. "God is using it as a ceiling fan."