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Dr. Seuss - Books

REJECTED TITLES FOR DR. SEUSS BOOKS
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1. The Cat in the Blender

2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert

3. Fox in Detox

4. Who Shat in the Hat?

5. Horton Hires a Ho

6. The Flesh-Eating Lorax

7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day

8. Your Colon Can Moo---Can You?

9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil

10.One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch

11.Marvin K Mooney, Get the F***Out!

12.Are You My Proctologist?

13.Yentil the Lentil

14.My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket

15.Aunts in My Pants

16.Oh, the Places You'll Scratch & Sniff

17.Horton Fakes an Orgasm

18.The Grinch's Ten Inches


Contributed by: Peggy W.



 







 
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Section: 1997 Humor