Dwarfs and the Lottery

Two dwarfs have just won the lottery, so they go out and hire two prostitutes and two hotel rooms next to each other. The first dwarf tries all night to get a hard on but fails. All through the night all he can hear from the next room is One, two, three, huh! and this goes on and on all night.

The next morning the second dwarf asks, "So how did it go?"

The first dwarf replies, "Shit I couldn't get it up, how was your night?"

The second dwarf replies, "Even worse, I couldn't get on the bed!"