You Have Flunked Sex Education If You Said...

1. The clitoris is a type of flower.

2. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.

3. Spread eagle is an extinct bird.

4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a heart attack.

5. A menstrual cycle has three wheels.

6. A G-string is part of a fiddle.

7. Semen is a term for sailors.

8. Anus is a Latin term for sailors.

9. Testicles are found on an octopus.

10. Asphalt describes rectal problems.

11. KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati.

12. Masturbate is a lure used to catch large fish.

13. Coitus is a musical instrument.

14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.

15. An umbilical chord is part of a parachute.

16. A condom is a large apartment complex.

17. An orgasm is a musician who accompanies a church choir.

18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.

19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.

20. An erection is when Japanese people vote.

21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East

22. Sodomy is a special variety of fast growing grass.

23. Pornography is the business of making records.

24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.

25. Douche is the French word for "two."