Free Sex Game

Cleatus and Jethro were driving down the road when Jethro noticed they needed gas, so Cleatus suggests stopping at this station up the way because of a great game you get to play with a fill up.

So, upon reaching the gas station they noticed a sign that said, FREE SEX with fill up. After filling up, Jethro asks the attendant about the game, and he explains, that all you have to do is guess a number between 1 and 50, if you get it right you get free sex. So Jethro says, "OK I'll guess 16"

The attendant says "sorry the number is 12"

"Oh shucks" exclaims Jethro.

Then Cleatus says, "I want to play too", so the attendant says OK,

Cleatus says "I guess 32".

The attendant says, "You dummy, I said the number was 12".

"Gosh golly" says Cleatus as they got into to truck and drove off.

About a mile down the road Jethro says "You know, I think that game is rigged!"

"NO, NO!" says Cleatus, "I know its a good game, my wife wins all the time!"