Gender Dictionary

1. Wants & needs (wontz and nedz) n.

female: The delicate balance of emotional, physical and psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled in a relationship.

male: Food,sex and beer.





2. Communication (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.

male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the guys.





3. Butt (but) n.

female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."

male: The organ used for mooning and holding a tool belt on.





4. Commitment (ko-mit-ment) n.

female: A desire to get married and raise a family.

male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend





5. Entertainment (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

female: A good movie, concert, play or book.

male: Anything with one ball, two folds, or three stooges.





6. Flatulence (flach-u-lens) n.

female: An embarrassing byproduct of digestion.

male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.





7. Glass ceiling (glas see-ling) n.

female: The invisible barrier that stops women from rising to the upper levels in business.

male: What would really be great at work since that hot babe took over the office one flight up.





8. Lesbian (lez-bi-an) n.

female: A woman who makes love to other women.

male: A woman who has sex with other women so men can watch and get really turned on.





9. Making love (may-king luv) n.

female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.

male: What men have to call "boinking" to get women to boink.





10. Remote control (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 ½ minutes.





11. Taste (tayst) v.

female: Something you do frequently to whatever you're cooking, to make sure it's good.

male: Something you must do to anything you think has gone bad, prior to tossing it out.





12. Thingie (thing-ee) n.

female: Any part under a car's hood.?? ; (

male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.





13. Vulnerable (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.

male: Playing ball without a cup.