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Section: 1997 Humor
 
 



 









 

Gorilla Shake

So this Gorilla walks up to a dairy bar and says, "I'd like a vanilla milk shake, please." The man at the counter makes one and gives it to him, the gorilla puts a ten dollar bill on the counter.

The man thinking to himself, "What can a gorilla know about money?", returns 50 cents to the gorilla.

"You know, we don't get many gorillas here.

"No wonder - at $9.50 a shake!"

So this Gorilla walks up to a dairy bar and says, "I'd like a vanilla milk shake, please." The man at the counter makes one and gives it to him, the gorilla puts a ten dollar bill on the counter.

The man thinking to himself, "What can a gorilla know about money?", returns 50 cents to the gorilla.

"You know, we don't get many gorillas here.

"No wonder - at $9.50 a shake!"




 







 
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Section: 1997 Humor