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Great Banana Bread Recipe

A Great Banana Bread Recipe

Ingredients:

2 loving eyes
2 loving arms
2 well shaped legs
2 firm milk containers
1 fur lined mixing bowl
1 large banana
2 nuts


1. Look into loving eyes.

2. Spread well shaped legs slowly.

3. Squeeze and massage milk containers gently until fur lined mixing bowl is well greased. Check frequently with finger.

4. Add banana and gently work until well creamed

5. Cover with nuts and sigh with relief.

Bread is done when banana becomes soft. Be sure to wash mixing utensils and whatever you do, don't lick the mixing bowl after you're done.




 







 
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