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Section: 1997 Humor
Category: Thanksgiving 
 
 



 









 

He Laid Her On The Table

He laid her on the table,
So white, and clean, and bare;
His forehead wet with beads of sweat,
He rubbed her here & there.
He touched her neck, & then her breast,
Then, drooling, felt her thigh.
The slit was wet, & all was set,
He gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide...he looked inside
& all was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands & stretched his arms...

And then he stuffed the turkey.

Happy Thanksgiving


Contributed by: Cindy C.



 







 
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Section: 1997 Humor
Category: Thanksgiving