Helping Hand

In a public rest room, a man said to another,

"I hate to impose, but I do not have the use of my hands. Would you be so kind as to unzip my fly?"

The stranger, reluctantly, did so.

"And if you will be so kind as to remove my organ, please?"

The helpful fellow obliged.

After urinating the man said, "I'd be so grateful if you'd just shake it a few times."

Having compiled with this latest request, the man smiled at his benefactor, tucked in his penis and said, "I thought my nail polish would never dry."