Bush, Clinton and Hillary were all in a car accident together. When they arrived at the gates of heaven god was there to meet them. He said to Bush who are you and Bush said I am a former President of the United States, and God said you are welcomed to heaven. He then look at Bill Clinton and said who are you? Bill Clinton replied I am the President of the United States. And God said you are welcomed to Heaven. He then turned to Hillary Clinton and said who are you? Hillary Clinton said I am the First Lady AND I THINK YOU ARE IN MY SEAT!!!