Hillbilly Sex

A young hillbilly and his new bride came down from the hills to visit the doctor.

Hemming and hawing, looking down at his hat in his hands, the young man explained that he and his new bride did not know what to do to have children.

The doctor took out his charts and books for adolescents and carefully explained the birds and the bees. The two looked bewilderdly at each other, then at the doctor. The doctor attempted to explain in various ways and terms the ins and outs of human reproduction. Finally, exasperated, the doctor laid the bride on the exam table and screwed her.

"Now do you understand?", the doctor asked the hillbilly.

"Yes, sir. Just one question," the hillbilly answered.

The doctor grabbed his forehead and squawked, "Yes, what is it?"

"How often to I have to bring her in?".