TJ's Funny Pages

 


Section: 1997 Humor
Category: Pun 
 
 



 









 

Houses

Once inside the castle, the pages had no trouble finding the throne. Combined, they were just strong enough to lift it, and were able to carry it out of the castle. (The monster gave them no further trouble, since they had the throne and everything.)

After having walked half the night with the heavy throne between them, they were very tired and stopped at a grass house to rest. The farmer who lived there, wanting to steal the throne for himself, let them spend the night in the barn. The throne was "hid" in the farmer's attic.

Some hours later, the farmer stole into his barn and killed the pages.

The farmer went back to bed. A few minutes later, the throne crashed through the ceiling, crushing and killing the farmer and his wife.

Moral: people who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones




 







 
House ~ How About That

Section: 1997 Humor
Category: Pun