How About That

Little Johnny is in class and is making a nuisance of himself. Every time the teacher says something he says "How about that." Well the teacher is getting more and more frustrated at the annoying interruptions until finally she grabs him and hauls him out into the hall.

"You're going to stay out here until you've thought about what you've done and while you're here you're also going to make up a short poem or rhyme to recite to the class."

Leaving him alone the teacher went back to class. After a while she came out to see if Johnny had learned his lesson and made up a short poem. Indeed, he had.

"As I was standing in the hall, I saw a cockroach climb the wall" Johnny recited.

"No, no" the teacher said. "Leave out the word 'cock' and it'll be okay" Back they go into the class.

Johnny stands up at the front and recites," As I was standing in the hall, I saw a roach climb up the wall, with no cock. How about that?" he smirks at the teacher.