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Section: 1997 Humor
Category: Pun 
 
 



 









 

Isaac Asimov

Isaac Asimov did this one best; the story concerns a man, Mr. Stein, who robs a bank, jumps into a time machine, and re-emerges seven years later (after the statute of limitations has expired). They arrest him anyway, but the judge's verdict is

"A niche in time saves Stein."




 







 
Is there a Santa Claus? ~ It Happened So Fast

Section: 1997 Humor
Category: Pun