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Section: 1997 Humor
 
 



 









 

It Hurts

You probably can't imagine.
It's as simple as can be.
This place is rather private.
The players he and she.

She whispered 'will it hurt?'
'Of course not', he replied
'It's a simple project,
lay back and close your eyes.'

She said 'I'm rather frightened,
I've never done this before.'
He wanted to continue.
It wouldn't hurt much more

'It's becoming rather painful,
As tears rolled down her eyes,
'It's hurting something awful,
It must be quite a size!'

'Calm yourself, my darling,
As the feeling holds in your spine,
Open up more slightly,
So I can get more inside.'

Suddenly with a jump.
She gave a little shout.
Now that it was over.
He slowly pulled it out.

If you read this carefully.
A dentist chair you'll find.
It's not what you were thinking
it's just your dirty mind!




 







 
It Happened So Fast ~ Italian

Section: 1997 Humor