Italian

Ima talka to my frien' Luigi and I say "Hey Luigi, you like-a women with long-a greasy black hair". Luigi say, "NO WAY!"

I say "Well, you like-a women be big and-a fat and-a eatsa spagetti alla time?. Luigi say "NO WAY!".

I say "You like-a woman have very close veins" he say "whatsa very close veins?", I say "they be very close o the surface", Luigi say "no, I no like no varicose veins"

I say "then why you go and f*ck-a my wife?"