Lady Druggist

A man went into a pharmacy to find a cure for his persistent erection. he was embarrassed to find that there was only a female assistant, but she did her best to assure him that he could speak freely.

"Well, I've had an erection for two weeks, and I can't get it to go down. What can you give me for it?"

"Just a minute, please sir, I'd like to consult my partner." The woman disappeared into the back of the shop and came back three minutes later.

"I've talked it over with my partner, and the best we can offer you is the shop and $300 in cash."