Lemon 1

The pretty young nun was tearfully addressing the Mother Superior on the subject of sexual transgression with a handsome young priest from the next parish.

She is sincerely promising that never will it happen again, that it was horrible and demeaning and her greatest fear would be to become pregnant and bring down disgrace on her order.

The MS looks at her and says, "OK, eat this lemon, right now!"

"Will this keep me from getting pregnant?"

"No, but it will take that grin off your face."