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Section: 1997 Humor
 
 



 









 

Lessons For Living

Lessons for living... Things we learn from a puppy.....

+ Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.

+ Allow the experience of fresh air and wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.

+ When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.

+ When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.

+ Let others know when they've invaded your territory.

+ Take naps and stretch before rising.

+ Run, romp and play daily.

+ Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.

+ Be loyal.

+ Never pretend to be something you're not.

+ If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.

+ When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.

+ Thrive on attention and let people touch you.

+ Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.

+ On hot days, drink lots of water and lay under a shady tree.

+ When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.




 







 
Lemon 1 ~ Letter to Dad

Section: 1997 Humor