Live and Learn...
Live and Learn and Pass It On....
Written and Compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Re-Printed excerpts by Grasp4More@AOL.COM
I've learned that if you spread the peas out on your plate, it looks like you ate more. - Age 6
I've learned that couples without children always know just how you should raise yours. -Age 29
I've learned that getting fired can be the best thing that can happen to you.- Age 42
I've learned that you can be in love with four girls at the same time. -Age 9
I've learned that after age 50 you get the furniture disease. That's when your chest falls into your drawers. - Age 53
I've learned that women tip less than men at lunch and that smokers are better tippers than non-smokers. -Age 19
I've learned that people who wear Mickey Mouse watches are usually creative and fun to be with. -Age 33
I've learned that if you pursue happiness, it will elude you. But if you focus on your family, the needs of others, your work, meeting new people, and doing the very best you can, happiness will find you. - Age 65
I've learned that animals can sometimes warm your heart better than people can. -Age 15
I've learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents, you
miss them terribly after they die. - Age 53
I've learned that you can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. -Age 7
I've learned that when your husband cooks, you should compliment everything he fixes. - Age 77
I've learned that if I eat donuts today, I wear them tomorrow. - Age 39
I've learned that a sunroof is worth the extra cost. - Age 29
I've learned that if you laugh and drink soda pop at the same time, it will come out your nose. - Age 7
I've learned that you can't hug your kids too much. - Age 54
I've learned that there are four stages of a man:
1 when he believes in Santa Claus
2 when he doesn't believe in Santa Claus
3 when he is Santa Claus
4 when he looks like Santa Claus. - Age 51
I've learned that when Mommy and Daddy shout at each other, it scares me. - Age 5
I've learned that to love and be loved is the greatest joy in the world. - Age 78
I've learned that I still have a lot to learn. - Age 92
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