Lonely Adam

One day God finds Adam wandering around the garden with a really hangdog expression on his face. He's just shuffling along, scuffing the dirt with his foot and generally looking dejected.

God says, "Adam, what's the matter? Don't you like the Garden I made?"

"No, the Garden's great," says Adam, "I guess I'm just lonely."

"Hmmm..." says God, "That's a problem alright. Tell you what, I can make you a companion. Someone with whom you can talk about anything you like, who will always be interested, who will cook and clean for you, never complain about anything, never need anything from you, and who will always be ready for fun and games or who will leave you alone when you need solitude. This companion will be a perfect match for your needs, and will also be pleasant to look upon forever. All it will cost you is an arm and a leg. What do you say?"

"Well," says Adam, "Sounds really nice but sort of expensive...what can I get for a rib?"