This guy is sitting in a local bar when the lottery results are aired on TV and he has hit the Big One. He Jumps up and orders a round of drinks for the house then runs over to the pay phone. He puts in a quarter and calls his wife and says "I just hit the lotto, I'm going to do everything I always wanted to do... Pack your bags".
His wife asks if she should pack for warm weather or cold and he replies "I don't give a f*ck, just have your bags packed and be out of the house by the time I get home"!
