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Here's an opportunity for you to make big money fast, and it only requires a small investment of $50,000.00.

A select group is being put together to invest in a large cat ranch near Hermosillo, Mexico. We will start rather small with about one million cats. Each cat skin averages $0.20 for white ones, and about $0.40 for the black. This will give us twelve million cat skins per year to sell at an average price of $0.32, making our gross revenue about $11,000 a day, including Sundays and holidays.

A good Mexican cat man can skin about 50 cats each day, at a wage of $3.15 per day. It will take 663 men to operate the ranch, so the net profit will be over $9,200.00 per day. Your $50,000.00 investment would be recovered in 5.4 days, which certainly beats the rate of return from the stock market.

The cats would be fed exclusively on rats. Rats multiply four times as fast as cats. Our plans include starting a rat ranch adjacent to the cat ranch. If we start with a million rats, we will have four rats per cat per day. The rats would be fed the carcasses of the cats we skin. This will give each rat 1/4 of a cat. You can see by this that the business is clean, self-supporting, ecologically responsible, and really automatic throughout. The cats will eat the rats, the rats will eat the cats, and we get the skins.

Eventually, it is our hope to cross the cats with snakes, so that they will skin themselves twice a year. This would save the labor cost of skinning , as well as give us two skins for one cat.

Let me know if you, or any of your associates, are interested in this rare opportunity. We are being rather choosey about whom we want to allow into the ground floor of this operation, but there are still a few stock certificates available. Act now!