Men/Women What they Say/Mean

WHAT WOMEN SAY - what they mean:
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CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS?
there is no way in hell I'm going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again

I JUST NEED SOME SPACE
without you in it

DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?
we haven't had a fight in a while

NO, PIZZA'S FINE
you cheap slob!

I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW
I just don't want you as a boyfriend now

I DON'T KNOW; WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
I can't believe you have nothing planned

COME HERE
my puppy does this too

I LIKE YOU, BUT
I don't like you

OF COURSE I LOVE YOU
just not in that way

YOU NEVER LISTEN
you never listen

WE'RE MOVING TOO QUICKLY
I'm not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy at the gym has a girlfriend

I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE
I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will

OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF
I'm just being nice; there is no way I'm going dutch

OH YES!!! RIGHT THERE
well, near there; I just want to get this over with

I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS
We're gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends


WOMAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING:
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I'M HUNGRY
I'm hungry

I'M SLEEPY
I'm sleepy

I'M TIRED
I'm tired

I'VE GOTTA PEE
Get out of the way

I'VE GOTTA GO
Get out of the way and stay away until it clears

CAN I CALL YOU SOMETIME?
I'd eventually like to have sex with you

DO YOU WANT TO GO TO A MOVIE?
I'd eventually like to have sex with you

CAN I TAKE YOU OUT TO DINNER?
I'd eventually like to have sex with you

CAN I GET YOUR COAT?
I'd eventually like to have sex with you

LET ME GET YOUR DOOR
I'd eventually like to have sex with you

MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE?
I'd eventually like to have sex with you

NICE DRESS!
Nice cleavage!

YOU LOOK TENSE, LET ME GIVE YOU A MASSAGE I want to fondle you

WHAT'S WRONG?
I don't see why you're making such a big deal out of this

WHAT'S WRONG?
What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?

WHAT'S WRONG?
I guess sex tonight is out of the question

I"M BORED
Do you want to have sex?

I LOVE YOU
Let's have sex now

I LOVE YOU, TOO
OK, I said it. We'd better have sex now!

GOOD MORNING.
That was great sex. Let's have more!

SEE YOU LATER
That was great sex. Let's have more!

YES, I LIKE THE WAY YOU CUT YOUR HAIR I liked it better before

YES, I LIKE THE WAY YOU CUT YOUR HAIR
$50 and it doesn't look that much different!

YES, I LIKE THE WAY YOU CUT YOUR HAIR For $50 they should have GIVEN you hair!

LET'S TALK
I'm trying to impress you by showing you that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me

WILL YOU MARRY ME?
I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys

WILL YOU MARRY ME?
I might as well get tax benefits for going through these talks


WOMAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING WHILE SHOPPING:
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YES, THAT ONE'S NICE
Why do you ask when you aren't going to listen anyway?

THAT ONE LOOKS GREAT ON YOU
Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!

I LIKE THAT ONE BETTER
Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!

UH HUH
Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!

I DON'T THINK THAT BLOUSE AND THAT SKIRT GO WELL TOGETHER I'm gay

IT MAKES YOU LOOK FAT
I'm really stupid!