Military

While relaxing during a break in joint war maneuvers, an Air Force general, and Army general and a Navy admiral were arguing about which branch of Service had the bravest men.

"It's no contest. Just watch this," the admiral exclaimed as he turned to shout to a nearby sailor. "Seaman! Catch that anchor before it hits the ground."

"Aye, aye sir!" the seaman said, saluting smartly before being smashed beneath the weight of the anchor.

"Gentlemen," the admiral said, drawing a puff on his cigar, "that took guts."

Undaunted, the Army general turned to a private. "Son, go stop that tank."

"Yes, sir!" the GI replied as he ran in front of an oncoming machine. The driver did not stop and the soldier was crushed.

"Gentlemen," the general boasted, "that took real guts."

The Air Force general called to one of his men, "Airman, catch F-16 as it lands."

The young recruit immediately snapped, "F**k you! You are crazy?"

Smiling with pride, the officer turned to his companions and said, "now gentlemen, that took balls!"