Monica Lewinsky - John Wilkes Booth Similarities

Booth- Shot Lincoln in the back of the head.
Monica- Clinton shot her in the face.

Booth- Did his dirty deed on a theatre.
Monica- Did the dirty deed with her theatre coach.

Booth- Tripped, broke his leg.
Monica- Linda Tripp broke her friendship.

Booth- Killed by a religious zealot who had no testicles. (This is true, look it up!)
Monica- Kenneth Starr

Booth- Died in a barn.
Monica- Big as a barn.

Booth- Mary Todd Lincoln
Monica- Hillary Rodham Clinton (Amazing, no difference!)

Booth- Co-conspirators were hanged straight away.
Monica- A very important co-conspirator is hung crookedly, by all reports.

Booth- Had a moustache.
Monica- Wait ten years, there won't be any difference here either.