Near Death Experience

I had a near death experience that has changed me forever.

The other day, I went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. I tried with all my might to hang on, but I was thrown off. My foot got caught in the stirrup.

When this happened, I fell head first to the ground. My head continued to bounce harder. The horse did not stop, or even slow down. Just as I was giving up hope and losing consciousness... The Wal-Mart manager came out and unplugged it.