Newlywed

A new bride, being very pure and innocent was quite nervous about her honeymoon night. That evening they were staying upstairs from he mother and when bed time came and her husband took off his shirt the nervous newlywed ran down to her mother screaming, "Mother, Mot his chest is all hairy".

Mother calmley replied, "Just go back upstairs relax and do what he says."

She returned upstairs and her husband removed his pants. She saw his hairy muscular legs, again she darted downstairs yelling, "mothe Mother, his legs are all bumpy and hairy."

"Relax", advised her moth "Just go back upstairs and do what he tells you."

Well once again she returned upstairs only to notice this time that her husband had lost 1/2 of his left foot in an accident. Down the stairs she ra screaming "Mother, Mother, he only has a foot and a half."

"Wait here, I'll be back in awhile." her mother said.