Presidential Humor

For those of you who are fans of the guy in the WHite House and jokes about him upset you.........then, get a sense of humor........

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President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approach him. "What is it?" exclaims the President.

"It's about this abortion bill Mr. President.... what do you want to do about it?" the aide asks.

"Just go ahead and pay it." responds the President.

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Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight's specials are chicken almondine and fresh fish.

"The chicken sounds good; I'll have that," Hillary says. The waiter nods.
"And the vegetable?" he asks. "Oh, he'll have the fish," Hillary replies.

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Q. What does Bill say to Hillary after having sex?
A: "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."

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Clinton is looking out of the window and he notices that someone has spelled out the message, "BILL SUCKS!" in urine in the snow on the White House Lawn. Furious, he orders the FBI to take urine and handwriting samples from every member of the White House staff and find the culprit immediately.

A week later, the FBI director calls. "Mr. President, I have good news and bad news," he says. "The good news is that the urine belongs to Vice President Gore."

"And the bad news?" Clinton demands.

"Well, sir, the handwriting belongs to Hillary!"

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Clinton returns from a vacation in Arkansas and walks down the steps of Air Force One with two pigs under his arms. At the bottom of the steps, he says to the honour guardsman, "These are genuine Arkansas Razor-BackHogs. I got this one for Chelsea and this one for Hillary."

The guardsman replies, "Nice trade, Sir."

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One day, Clinton angrily called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office. He said, "Chelsea is very upset because she thinks she has the ugliest room in the entire White House; I want something done about it immediately!"

"Yes Sir, Mr. President," the interior decorator replies. "I'll take those mirrors out right away!"