Then there was the one about the hooker that passed out and they rushed her to the nearest hospital which just happened to be Catholic. As she started to come to, mother Superior asked "and what are you my child?"
The girl said "I'm a prostitute", and Mother Superior fainted dead away.
When Mother Superior came to she asked, "what did you say you were?"
The girl again said a prostitute and Mother Superior said "thank God, I thought you said you were a protestant.
