Q & A

Q: What is about 6" long and has a head?
A: A Dollar Bill...

Q: What has four legs and an arm?
A: A happy pit bull.

Q: What kind of teeth can you get for a dollar?
A: Buck teeth.

Q: What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?
A: Lay awake, wondering it there really is a dog.

Q: What do you give a hyperactive elephant?
Q: Trunkwillizers.

Q: What did the battery say to the potato?
A: I'm everready if you're frito-lay.

Q: How do you tell boy pancakes from girl pancakes?
A: Girl pancakes are stacked better.

Q: Why are seagulls called seagulls?
A: Because if they fley over the bay, they would be called bagels.

Q: What do you call a fly if you pull its wings off?
A: A walk.

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a white plastic trash bag?
A: One is white and dangerous to small children, and the other is used to carry trash.

Q: What is the difference between a tribe of African Pigmys and a girls track team?
A: One is a group of cunning little runts, the other is a group of running little ...

Q: What is the difference in a nun and a prostitute?
A: One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her.