Redneck Computer Terms

Hard Drive - trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with three flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer

Keyboard - place to hang your truck keys

Window - place in the truck to hang your guns

Floppy - when you run out of Polygrip

Modem - how you get rid of your dandelions

ROM - delicious when you mix it with Coca-Cola

Byte - first word in a kiss-off phrase

Reboot - what you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff

Network - Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line

Mouse - Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in a beer bottle to get a free case

LAN - To borrow, as in "Hey Delbert, LAN me yore truck"

Cursor - What some guys do when they are mad at their wife/girlfriend

Bit - A wager, as in "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways"

Digital Control - what yore fingers do on the TV remote

Packet - What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip