S.H.I.T. Memo

MEMORANDUM
TO: ALL EMPLOYEES

FROM: MANAGEMENT
RE: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
In order to insure that we continue to produce the highest quality work possible, it will be our policy in the future to keep all employees well trained through our programs of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T). We are giving our employees more S.H.I.T. than any other employer in the state.

If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please inform your supervisor. You will be placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list for special additional attention.

All of our supervisors are particularly qualified to see that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle at your own speed. If you consider yourself to be trained enough already, you will be trained in helping us train others. We can add you to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST - SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T). If you have further questions, please address them to our HEAD OF TRAINING - SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T).

Thank you,

Boss in General - Special High Intensity Training

(B.I.G.S.H.I.T)

P.S.

With the dedication and natural personality displayed by some employees, many of you could easily become the DIRECTOR of INTENSITY PROGRAMMING - SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (D.I.P.S.H.I.T).