Safe Sex Tale

Mr.& Mrs. Cohen had been married for fifty years when suddenly Mrs. said to Mr. " You know what dear? I want you should start wearing a condom when we have sex."

Mr. said to her 'What? are you crazy or something? Fifty years I have been true to you, no monkey business, NOTHING! And you want I should wear a condom!"

Mrs. then said " You know with all the Aids, Gonnorhea, Syphilis, Trichomoniasis, Chlamydia and other such a things I refuse to take ANY chances!" Try as he might, he could not convince her otherwise.

Disheartened, Cohen goes to the local pharmacy and starts hanging around the condom display. After about fifteen minutes, the young lady behind the prescription counter asked him if she could be of assistance. To which Cohen replied "My wife says I should wear a condom when we have sex, never in my life have I used such a thing, and I don't know even what size I should buy"

Blushing, the young lady went into the back office to ask assistance from the lady owner of the shop. The owner was a lady who had had plenty of gentlemen friends in her earlier years, and still being on the horny side, said that she would talk to Cohen.

She went up front and when he told her the same story, she said coyly to him: "Come behind the counter and I will determine the size you require"

Cohen sheepishly went behind the counter and the lady unzipped his pants, reached in and groped around for half a minute and said to him that he needed a medium size. Cohen was very happy that he knew his size and asked for two dozen of the economy brand.

The next day, Cohen met his friend Pinsky and told him the story. Pinsky said that he was going to see the pharmacist for a fitting.

Later that day into the pharmacy walked Pinsky and asked to see the lady owner.

When she came up front Pinsky said that he too, like Cohen, wanted to know his size; to which the pharmacist said to come behind the counter and she would oblige. Once behind the counter, she did likewise to him and said that he was a medium-large and then asked him how many of which brand she could wrap up for him.

Pinsky then said to her " None, thank you, I'm just window-shopping."