Seminars for Females

(prepared and presented by males)

Elementary Map Reading

Crying and Law Enforcement

Advanced Math Seminar: Programming Your VCR

You CAN Go Shopping for Less than 4 Hours

Gaining Five Pounds vs. The End of the World: A Study in Contrast

The Seven-Outfit Week

PMS: It's YOUR Problem, Not Mine ("It's Happened Monthly Since Puberty, Deal With it")

Driving I: Getting Past Automatic Transmissions

Driving II: The Meaning of Blinking Orange Lights

Driving III: Approximating a Constant Speed

Driving IV: Makeup and Driving: It's As Simple As Oil and Water

Football: Not a Game: A Sacrament

Telephone Translations (formerly titled "Me Too Equals I Love You")

How to Earn Your Own Money

Gift-giving Fundamentals (formerly titled "Fabric Bad, Electronics Good")

Putting the Seat Down By Yourself: Potential Energy is on Your Side

Beyond "Clean and Dirty": The Nuances of Wearable Laundry

Yes, You Can Fill Up At A Self-Serve Station

Joys of the Remote Control: Reaping the Benefits of 50+ Channels

What Goes Around Comes Around: Why His Credit Card is Not a Toy

His Best Friend Can Be Yours Too

His Poker Games: Deal Yourself Out

Commitment Schmittment (formerly titled "Wedlock Schmedlock")

To Honor and Obey: Remembering the Small Print Above "I Do"

Why Your Mother Is Unwelcome In The House

Your Mate: Selfish Bastard, or Victimized Sensitive Man?