Seminars for Males

(prepared and presented by females)

Combating Stupidity

You, Too, Can Do Housework

PMS: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut

How to Fill an Ice Tray

We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas: Give us Money

Understanding the Female Response to Your Coming in Drunk at 4:00am

Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly titled "Don't Wash my Silks")

Parenting: No, It Doesn't End With Conception

Get a Life: Learn to Cook

How Not to Act Like a Jackass When You're Obviously Wrong

Spelling: Even You Can Get it Right

Understanding Your Financial Incompetence

You: The Weaker Sex

Reasons to Give Flowers

How to Stay Awake in Public

Why it is Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere but the bathroom

Garbage: Getting it to the Curb

You Can Fall Asleep Without IT if You Really Try

The Morning Dilemma if IT's awake: Take a Shower

I'll Wear it if I Damn Well Please

How to Put the Toilet Lid Down (formerly titled "No, It's Not a Bidet")

"The Weekend" and "Sports" are Not Synonyms

Give Me a Break: Why We Know Your Excuses are Bull

How to Go Shopping with Your Mate and Not Get Lost

The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency

Romanticism: Ideas Other Than Sex

Helpful Postural Hints for Couch Potatoes

Mothers-in-Law: They are People Too

Male Bonding: Leaving Your Friends at Home

You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver

Seeing the True You (formerly titled "No,You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson When Naked")

Changing Your Underwear: It Really Works

The Attainable Goal: Omitting "tits" From Your Vocabulary

Fluffing the Blankets After Flatulating is Not Necessary

Techniques of Calling Home