Signs You Work in a Bad Office

bathroom key is tied to an angry ferrett

Christmas bonus is a swig from the company thermos

office intercom is two soup cans and a piece of string

hard to concentrate with all those "60 minutes" reporters hanging around

boss walks around wearing nothing but a Post-It note

every week each cubicle is subdivided into four smaller cubicles

instead of white-out, your encouraged to use mayonnaise

after a few hours on your desk, the people in your family photos stop smiling

cafeteria lunch special is whatever got caught in the glue trap

no desk chairs ... EVERYBODY SQUATS!!!!!