Slogans

How about making up some new slogans for companies and products?

MicroSoft: "Because we just can't leave well enough alone."

IBM: "Yesterday's technology today."

Apple: "Have it our way."

Norton Utilities: "Used by millions, bought by thousands."

A T & T: "We don't care, because we don't have to."

Federal Express: "We'll run people over to your package there on time."

First National Bank: "Your not just a number, you're a series of numbers."

Toyota: "Taking over America, one customer at a time."

The KKK: "The white stuff."

The InterNet: "It's like a hurricane. One's a big bag of wind, and the other is a weather phenomenon."

Oder Eaters: "Because your feet stink."

Remington Shavers: "I liked the company so much, I bought the stockholders."

The National Enquirer: "Because you'll buy anything."

Ford: "Making you think that quality is job 1 is job 1."

Century 21: "We keep the undesirables out."

The Post Office: "Please come back."

Marijuana: "It's not just for breakfast anymore."

United Airlines: "Fly the friendly skies or we'll go bankrupt."

The NHL: "I went to a fight last night and a hockey game broke out."

Carnival Cruises: "If you get sea sick, the trip's on us."