Sunbathe

Down in Florida, there's a little hotel, four floors high. A girl went up there to sunbathe almost every day. Since there were no higher hotels near it, today she decided that she would take off her bathing suit and be in the nude. She was in the nude and was lying on her stomach when she heard someone coming up the steps. She quickly grabbed the towel and put it around herself.

The man said, "I wish you wouldn't sunbathe in the nude up here."

She said, "You never protested before."

He said, "No, but I wish you would do it like you did before, in your bathing suit."

She said, "Why do you care? No one can see."

He said, "Madam, you happen to be lying on the skylight of a dining room."