Ten Commandments of Bill Gates

1. Windows is the lord and god of your computer, and you shall prefer no other OS before it.

2. Thou shall not make an OS/2 program, or a UNIX program, or a Mac program, or any program that is not for Windows unless it is a game, in which case it may be made for DOS.

3. Thou shalt not spell Microsoft with a '$' or a '0'.

4. Remember the backup day, and keep your backups always.

5. Honor the father of Windows with the gift of your first born child, so that he shalt not go hungry.

6. Thou shalt not delete a Microsoft product, unless it is to make way for another Microsoft product or in preparation for an upgrade.

7. Thou shalt not use any OS other than Windows or Windows+DOS.

8. Thou shalt not pirate Microsoft Products.

9. Thou shalt lie to make Windows look good.

10. Thou shalt not covet the features of any program or OS that is not made by Microsoft.